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Friday, February 28, 2014

TSARINA Blog Tour {Guest Post and Giveaway}


I'm thrilled to have the TSARINA Blog Tour stopping by today with a Guest Post by author J. Nelle Patrick and awesome Giveaway...


TSARINA
by J. Nelle Patrick
2/27/14
Razorbill

Imperial Russia swirls with rebellion.
The Reds are gaining ground, and the loyal Whites struggle to hold Saint Petersburg. But Natalya isn’t afraid. Wrapped in fur and tucked inside her lavish home, she feels safe. Alexei Romanov, heir to the Russian throne and her first love, has told her a secret: Hidden within the Winter Palace lies a Faberge Egg enchanted by the mystic Rasputin. With it, the Romanovs will never fall from power. The Reds will never take the country. And one day, Alexei will ascend the throne and Natalya will be beside him— the tsarina of Russia.
But when the Reds raid the Winter Palace, the egg vanishes and the Romanovs are captured. Natalya must find the egg to save Alexei, her way of life, and her royal future. To do so, she’s forced to ally herself with the enemy— a young Red named Leo who wants the egg for his own purposes. But as they brave a war-battered landscape of snow and magic, Natalya realizes that the world isn’t as simple as it seemed back in Saint Petersburg. Nothing– not friends, not politics, and not love– are as clear as Red and White.


Tatiana Romanov had the Best Love Story Ever
by J. Nelle Patrick

The main character of TSARINA, Natalya, has a beautiful love story with none other than Alexei Romanov, the heir to the Russian throne. The sad truth is, Alexei was a little young (he died when he was about 13) to have a love story of his own. BUT…his older sister Tatiana had a beautiful one.

Tatiana was the second oldest sister— born after Olga but before Maria and Anastasia. Like the rest of the Romanov children, she was super super sheltered. Lots of people like to blame royalty for wasting money and living in luxury and generally being fancy, but the truth is, lots of royals— especially women, and especially young women— had no idea what money was. Why would you, when you’d never been allowed to go to a store, when you’ve never shopped for groceries, and when everything simply arrives at your house, all boxed up and lovely? Once when they were teens, Tatiana and Olga decided to sneak away and go shopping. They got to the store and looked around, but realized 1) they didn’t have any money and 2) they had no idea how to use it anyway. The ended up having to ask someone exactly how this whole paying-for-things system worked.

Tatiana, Olga, and their mother Alexandra all worked as Red Cross nurses during World War I, and convinced lots of other nobles girls too as well. This wasn’t some sort of PR thing— they were legit nurses. Tatiana even was asked to take on some nurses duties when they were in captivity, before they were executed, and was often mad that senior nurses were hesitant to let her do some of the dirtier jobs.

BUT, back to the love story.

There was lots of speculation who Tatiana would marry. When she was 16, the Serbian king tried to convince Tsar Nicholas to marry Tatiana off to him, but Nicholas wouldn’t do it because she was so young. Then, during her stint as a nurse, along came Dmitri Malama.

Dmitri was a calvary officer. A wounded calvary officer, who had recently gotten an award for gallantry. And Tatiana was his nurse. They fell in love while Dmitri was recovering from his wounds, and their relationship continued when Dmitri would up working for the Tsar at the palace in Tsarskoye Selo. They wrote each other all sorts of letters, and Dmitri got her a French Bulldog.

That’s right. He got her a puppy. Smooth move, Dmitri.

(Tatiana and the puppy)

Obviously, she adored the puppy (his name was Ortino), and her parents were pretty pleased that such a nice guy was after their daughter’s heart. Alexandra wasn’t so sure they’d actually be able to allow Tatiana to marry Dmitri, since being a Russian princess, she really needed to marry a foreign prince (especially since the war meant Russia needed some political alliances). Still, though, everyone adored Dmitri, and he came over for dinner and visited them and it was all just adorable and sweet. When the first puppy died, he actually got her another puppy, because clearly the whole puppy-giving thing was working well for him.

(Tatiana and Dmitri. Well, maybe— there’s no proof this is Dmitri, but I’m just saying: They’re sitting awfully close, and this was taken at the exact right time.)

Of course, they didn’t end up getting married or running away together to live in a land of puppies and sunflowers because the Revolution ended up taking both their lives in the end— Tatiana’s in the basement in Ekaterinberg and Dmitri’s a year later as he lead a group of Whites against the Reds in the Ukraine.

But let’s not think about that, guys.
Let’s just remember the puppy.

(Alexei, Tatiana, and Ortino)


J. Nelle Patrick is the pseduonym for twenty-nine year old Jackson Pearce. She lives in Atlanta, Georgia, with a slightly cross-eyed cat and a lot of secondhand furniture. She graduated from the University of Georgia with a degree in English and a minor in Philosophy. She auditioned for the circus once, but didn’t make it; other jobs she’s had include obituaries writer, biker bar waitress, and receptionist. She currently coaches a winterguard at a local high school.
Jackson began writing when she got angry that the school librarian couldn’t tell her of a book that contained a smart girl, horses, baby animals, and magic. Her solution was to write the book herself when she was twelve. Her parents thought it was cute at first, but have grown steadily more concerned for her ever since.

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Thursday, February 27, 2014

Build A Sign Review (Custom Library Sign)

I'm reviewing something a little different today. I don't normally do many product reviews, and only do those that mesh well with Word Spelunking's bookish atmosphere, so when I was given the opportunity to review a product from Build A Sign I knew just the thing to share with all my fellow booknerds....

First, some info about this award winning company:

(all info provided by Build A Sign's website)

Their vision:
To empower expression around the world.

The need for signage has evolved considerably since the ancient Egyptians created the first signboards. But the process of ordering and producing signage and other custom printed products has always been a complicated and time consuming one. In 2005, we decided it was time for some revolutionary changes. We combined sign-making expertise, innovative technology, and exceptional customer service to transform a centuries-old industry for today's customer. We created BuildASign.com®, an entirely new kind of custom printing company.
We've made it simple for anyone to quickly and easily design, proof and order high quality, custom printed products. Our customers run the gamut from small business owners and non-profit organizations to franchises and major corporations in virtually every industry. We serve real estate agents, construction companies, retailers, event and conference planners, church and school groups -- anyone wanting to make a statement. Whether for business or for fun, we're empowering expression around the world.
Our easy-to-use, comprehensive online interface gives customers complete control of the design and ordering process from start to finish, including text, colors, design elements, fonts and graphics. Use our exclusive design templates and graphic elements to build your product from scratch, or upload your own graphics, images and designs. Unlike most custom printing companies, you won't be hit with a set up fee for artwork. Whether you need a single banner or hundreds of bumper stickers, we've got a wide range of sizes and top quality materials --all at affordable prices. Best of all, you can complete your order at any time, on any day, from anywhere in the world.
Why choose Build A Sign?

• Better. Easier. Faster

Our signs are printed on high quality materials with some of the most advanced printing equipment available. Our design tool lets you design your own custom signs, even upload your own images. You can get your signs delivered as soon as tomorrow.

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We don't just claim our products are better, we back it up. If your custom signs aren't absolutely perfect, call us and we'll make it right. Our team of experts is standing by to make sure your experience is 100% hassle-free. That's something you won't find at a traditional sign franchise.


Build A Sign offers a wide array of easily customized products, such as banners, yard signs, decals, bumper stickers, and so much more. I  knew exactly what kind of design I wanted and while browsing their selection of signs I found the the perfect one to customize. I chose the 9"x12" Aluminum Custom Sign and came up with this:


Sign reads: 
Aeicha's Library
shhh...booknerds are reading

My niece, Aeicha, has quite the growing library (I wonder who her book gifter is, hmm?! lol) and I have wanted to get a cute, one of a kind library sign for her for a long time, and I'm so in love with the way this one turned out! Customizing the template was so easy and literally took only minutes. Build A Sign offers a large collection of templates, clip art, fonts, and colors to use and you an even upload your own images. I worried that the colors wouldn't look as good as they did online, but they are very bright and eye-catching. My picture really doesn't do that bold pink, green, and blue proper justice! 

The image came out exactly as I designed it, with no imperfections. The aluminum material is durable, but lightweight, perfect for hanging on the wall. Our sign was printed and shipped (free shipping on all orders) super fast as well.  This sign is such an awesome, unique gift that my niece will be  able to treasure for a long time.

With such a large variety of signs and products to customize, including flyers, business cards, car magnets, and other accessories,  Build A Sign can easily meet the needs of both companies and individuals. I loved how our library sign turned out so much that I'm thinking about getting one of the big banners for Aeicha's upcoming birthday!

You can learn more about Build A Sign, their products, and services by visiting them here:



Disclaimer:
I received the product above for free, for review purposes. I was not compensated in any other way. My thoughts and opinions are my own and were not influenced by outside means.




Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Interview and Reviews: Artie Bennett, picture book author


I am so so so thrilled to have picture book author extraordinaire, Artie Bennett, here today for a hilarious interview! Plus, you can check out my reviews of three of his books (spoilers: I LOVED them!)...



What three words best describe your picture book Peter Panda Melts Down!?
Cute, cuter, cutest!

Where did the idea for this picture book come from? Was Peter Panda Melts Down! inspired by any real-life meltdowns?
The idea came from a checklist I stumbled upon detailing the three things that are surefire hits in a kids’ book. The three things it cited were butts, poop, and pandas. Now, since I had already written about butts and poop, it was time to unleash my pen upon pandas.
    But seriously . . . being a doting uncle to my sister’s five children gave me some solid experience with meltdowns—and defusing them. And Peter Panda is himself an homage to Peter Pan, the reckless, feckless boy who never grew up. Peter Panda, however, is growing up like Topsy.

Do you have a favorite page and/or illustration in Peter Panda Melts Down!? What do you love about it?
My favorite verse is:

“Peter loves pasta, all covered with cheese.
Yet Mama knows pandas must also have peas.
But green-colored food Peter Panda pooh-poohs.
Pure panda-monium promptly ensues!”


I love the alliteration therein as well as the touch of wordplay. And I love the book’s refrain, which I had great fun composing:

Uh-oh. Here it comes. Here comes that frown.
Peter Panda melts dowwwwnnn!”



    And my favorite John Nez illustration, though it’s hard to pick just one, comes at the very end when Mama Panda can be seen slumped in a cozy armchair, utterly worn out from the day’s many Peter trials. Mama Panda has a dreamy expression and one can feel her profound relief now that Peter is asleep.

Three-year-old Peter Panda melts down when he feels angry or upset...what do YOU do when you feel a meltdown of your own coming on?
When I feel a meltdown coming on, I swear like a stevedore with Tourette’s! Naaah, not really. When I melt down, I chill. I find that exercise does wonders for keeping meltdowns at bay. And swimming is my all-time favorite thing. I’ve even coined a word for my approach to it. I like to swim till I get “lap-happy”!

You’ve explored some rather interesting subjects in your other picture books, The Butt Book and Poopendous! Why did you decide to tackle such unconventional picture-book material?
I’m often asked this question and I have to say that I never had any, ahem, posterior motive in writing The Butt Book or a particular poopensity for the subject matter of Poopendous! It’s more that I felt I could bring something original, fun, and even fascinating to these topics, which, frankly, still appeal to the six-year-old boy trapped within my aging frame. Now, from what I’ve seen, all boys and intrepid girls are drawn to these themes. And the fact that the books are in verse, which earned me the nickname “the Dr. Seuss of your caboose,” makes them that much more appealing to youngsters. Take this little nugget from Poopendous!:

“Poop from critters is called dung,
And monkey dung is sometimes flung.
Monkeys fling when under stress,
It helps the monkey decompress.
So if a monkey aims at you,
Duck behind a friend, or two!”



It conveys a fascinating fact in a fun fashion. And it even builds vocabulary with the use of “decompress.”

Out of all the books you’ve written, do you have an absolute favorite book and/or character and/or line?
Hmmm. Yes, I do, now that you mention it. My all-time favorite spread can be found in The Butt Book. The verse goes:

“An eagle’s butt soars high above.
A teddy bear’s is filled with love.”

This verse never fails to elicit sighs from the audience when I read it aloud, and I like that it endows this funny book with a soup├žon of sentimentality. You gotta have heart. But what I especially love about this spread is Mike Lester’s rendering of the majestic bald eagle, giving him a stubble-stippled rump that still cracks me up whenever I see it.



What kind of fun, silly books can we expect from you in the future?
My next picture book will publish in July 2014, when I get right back on track with Belches, Burps, and Farts—Oh My!, sure to be another crowd-pleaser. And maybe we’ll even see more adventures and misadventures from the most meltdownable panda we know, Peter Panda!




Fill in the blanks:
I’m really awesome at ice cream. You should see me put away a pint!

I’m really embarrassed to admit that the opening verse of Poopendous!—“Poop  is yucky, poop is foul. Step in poop and you will howl!” was originally “Poop is yucky, poop is foul. Poop emerges from your bowel.” But that was before I ordered “Rewrite!”



The last great book I read was Anne of Green Gables. I only just read it for the first time after a jaunt through the Canadian Maritimes, which included a lovely stop at Green Gables House in Cavendish, on Prince Edward Island, where Lucy Maud Montgomery set her classic series.

If you were to create and bake a cupcake inspired by Peter Panda Melts Down!, what would it look and taste like, and what would you call it?
Instead of a cupcake, if I may be so bold, I was thinking more of a deep-dish dessert filled with spiced apples and lots of sweet, sweet bamboo. It would be bathed in molasses and covered with a rich crust. And it would be called . . . Panda Pandowdy!


Hi! I'm the executive copy editor for a children's book publisher and I write a little on the side (but not the backside!). My itch to write brought about "The Dinosaur Joke Book: A Compendium of Pre-Hysteric Puns" when I was a much younger man, but "The Butt Book" was my first "mature" work. "The Butt Book" was showered with praise and won the prestigious Reuben Award for Book Illustration. My "number two" picture book, fittingly entitled "Poopendous!" which published to great acclaim, was the perfect follow-up. Hmmm. Do you sense a theme? However, I'm taking a slight detour with my next picture book, a more traditional, though no less hilarious, storybook entitled "Peter Panda Melts Down!" which publishes in February 2014 as panda fever sweeps the nation. But then I get right back on track with the uproarious "Belches, Burps, and Farts--Oh My!" a July 2014 publication. My claim to fame is that I was the youngest (at age thirteen) person to originate and sell a crossword puzzle to the New York Times. I went on to sell several dailies and two large Sunday puzzles to the Times before I began college. It's been downhill ever since. I live deep in the bowels of Brooklyn, New York, where I spend my spare time moving the car to satisfy the rigorous demands of alternate-side-of-the-street parking. I'm pleased to share the visionary promise of "The Butt Book," "Poopendous!" and "Peter Panda Melts Down!" with a wider audience. To read more about me or my superfun books, please visit ArtieBennett.com.

And here we find the author extraordinaire in his natural habitat:


(I received copies of these books in exchange for my honest reviews. I don't rate picture books, I merely review them)


Peter Panda Melts Down!
by Artie Bennett
illustrated by John Nez
2/11/14
Blue Apple Books

Uh-oh. Here it comes. Here comes that frown. Peter Panda melts dowwwnnn!”

Poor Peter Panda. He’s only three and filled with frustration. And when things don’t quite go his way, he’s apt to throw a tantrum—in the car, in the library, in the supermarket, in the . . . He’s the most meltdownable panda we know.

Poor Mama Panda. How can she cope with Peter’s petulance while seeking to sidestep a monumental meltdown herself!? What’s a mama panda to do? Read this adorable new picture book by Artie Bennett, author of the much-lauded The Butt Book and Poopendous!, and virtuoso illustrator John Nez and find out!

Three year old Peter Panda is a good boy, but when he gets frustrated or things don’t go his way, he starts to melt down! Artie Bennett tells the adorable and relatable tale of little Peter and his Mama, as they go about their busy day filled with fun, shopping, toys, and little meltdowns.

Peter Panda Melts Down captures the life and essence of toddlers perfectly! Told in simple, yet addicting rhymes, with the fun, repeating “Uh-oh. Here it comes. Here comes that frown. Peter Panda melts dowwwnnn!”, Peter Panda Melts Down will make little readers laugh out loud and have them excitedly awaiting each melt down. Artie Bennett takes us along on Peter and Mama’s day as they grocery shop, play at the park, go to the library, and prepare for bed. Each new scene and setting will capture the attention of tiny readers with their familiarity and make for the perfect meltdown situations. Little ones will love super cute, super meltdownable Peter, while adult readers will sympathize with poor Mama...especially when Mama herself has a bit of an understandable meltdown!

John Nez’s illustrations are bright and charming, with great texture and colors. Nez really brings Bennett’s clever story to life!

Peter Panda Melts Down is a book that will entertain and captivate little readers, while amusing parents with its humorous approach to an incredibly relatable situation.


The Butt Book
by Artie Bennett
illustrated by Mike Lester
12/22/09
Bloomsbury

Make way for the butt!
Tall butts, short butts, round butts, flat butts.
Butts on mummies and butts on mommies.
Butts on giraffes and elephants and dogs and… FISH?
 
Yes, even fish butts are celebrated in this tribute to backsides, rumps, tushies, keisters, heinies, and derrieres. Dozens of funny rhymes and pages of laugh-out-loud pictures pay homage to a body part that keeps kids and grown-ups giggling with glee.
 
Bottoms up!

Our backsides are often overlooked or simply the, ahem, butt of jokes, but in The Butt Book, Artie Bennett shows that the butt should be celebrated! Small butts, high butts, furry butts, even polka-dotted butts- our butts are vital, useful body parts here to stay.

The Butt Book is a hilarious, yet surprisingly smart book. In fantastic, laugh-out-loud rhyming couplets, Bennett explores and pays homage to the butt and all its uses, but in a very age appropriate way. There’s nothing gross or inappropriate about this story! We learn the different names people and cultures have for the butt and how unique, yet unifying our rears are (we all have ‘em!). And I love how Bennett stresses that each person and animals’ butt is different, yet totally awesome and worthy of celebration.

Mike Lester’s illustrations are so funny and delightful! These pictures will have readers cracking (teeheehee) up and smiling big.
The Butt Book will gleefully amuse readers of all ages, and after reading it, you’ll never look at your rump the same way again...so grab a copy of The Butt Book, give your backside a high-five, and prepare to giggle a lot!



Poopendous
by Artie Bennett
illustrated by Mike Moran
3/27/12
Blue Apple Books

Rhyming couplets feature Professor Poopdeck and two young friends as he takes them on a type of poop safari. Words for poop (i.e. guano, number two, ca-ca), its forms and styles (cubes, tubular, wet and dry), and myriad of uses (i.e. souvenirs, a means of tracking and marking, housing insulation, food, fertilizer, fuel) are all conveyed with humor and a certain demand for respect. It's a book that says: Don't just flush this stuff away! While it may dismay and stink, there's more to this stuff than you might think!

I’ll be honest, I was a bit wary of this book, but Artie Bennett has once again surprised me with his ability to take an often thought icky or awkward topic and explore it with such captivating pizzazz! In Poopendous, Professor Poopdeck takes us on a poop safari, exploring the sides to poop that we don’t often consider.

From the various words used for poop, to its many uses, Poopendous covers it all! Once again, Bennett uses funny, clever rhymes to tell his story, and he is a master at word choices, picking the absolute best ones. Like The Butt Book, this book is in no way inappropriate or gross (even if its subject is icky!). Bennett is so good at finding the balance between amusing and educational, and Poopendous is especially engaging. Little readers will certainly laugh-out-loud at the book’s charming humor, but they will also learn a great deal...I know I did!

Mike Moran’s illustrations wonderfully bring Bennett’s words to life! Moran’s bright, cartoonish pictures are absolutely hysterical. Each living creature depicted is given such amusing and captivating expressions. Moran’s illustrations are total poop...which, in this instance, is a very very good thing!

I never imagined the topic of poop could be so delightfully engaging, but Bennett has made it so. Approached with humor and thought, this icky topic has been wonderful explored in Poopendous!


I want to thank Artie Bennett for taking the time to answer my questions and for the review copies of his wonderful picture books!
:) Aeicha